there was the crashing of glass and swear words and hot coffee down the front of someones boxers shorts.
i wasnt even involved. i was still in bed as i listened to the horror coming from the kitchen but somehow i ended up cut. now i have no french press. which makes me sad. this month one of our dining chairs broke, sophie broke one of the doors to the media cabinet, the kitchen lighting fixture broke, and the wireless mouse did as well. i also found jack slamming the face of our flat screen with the top of a decorative teapot(disaster was averted thankfully). i swear i am just waiting for the other shoe to drop. so here i sit for now waiting patiently for this month to end hoping nothing else will break.
19 hours ago